July 2012
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
- Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
- Optimist: The glass is half full!
- Realist: The glass is there.
- Opportunist: *drinks the water*
- Hypochondriac: The glass is crawling with bacteria.
- Hipster: The glass was there before it had water.
- Engineer: The glass is structurally sound.
- Manager: The glass isn't want I wanted.
- Scientist: The glass is full of H2O, various other molecules suspended in the water and an Oxygen atmospheric mix.
- Inventor: The glass can be made better, and I just did. Make it better I mean.
- Salesman: The glass can be yours for 4 easy payments of just $19.99 - hurry and you'll get one more for no extra charge!
- Facebook: The glass needs some likes - if you don't like it then it will never be full again!
- Twitter: The glass is here.
- Pinterest: The glass can be made following this recipe.
- Instagram: The glass looks like this in my hand, as I am drinking it.
- Google+: The glass is in your circle of 'Dishware'.
- DeviantArt: The glass has at least 790,000 differing versions.
- Tumblr: The glass has been fandomed.
- Supernatural: The glass has holy water.
- Doctor Who: The glass is actually a portal to another universe where it is a female named Crystal.
- Sherlock: The glass is actually a type of Tumbler known as a "Highball Glass". Though without breaking it, it would be near impossible to tell where it was crafted.
- Avengers: The glass is charged with power from the tesseract.
- Loki: The glass, there is nothing wrong wi-EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE
- Thor: The glass, I like it. ANOTHER! *smash*
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
no one can handle us cause we are too fabulous.
Amen.
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful - and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick; but then there’s other people. And you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad, they’re okay,’ and when you get to know them … their face just, sort of, becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it, and they just - they turn into something so beautiful.”
—Amy Pond, Doctor Who (via scottyandstiles)
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
I love it when Aussies win gold medals in the olympics :)
It just gives me an excuse to sing along to the national anthem…. Really loudly… And really badly XD
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.”
—(via bonesandstars)
“If you were mine, I’d kiss your ankles and neck and the tip of your nose. I’d bring you film canisters filled with love notes and interesting books and I’d send you texts with random facts whenever I discovered something new. I’d show up at your house at midnight with a pot of your favourite kind of tea and a blanket and tell you to come down so we could lie down on your lawn and look at the stars. I’d go into the city with you and throw away your map and search for someplace beautiful. I’d photograph you every day. I’d buy you baggy t-shirts and sing to you constantly. I’d give you your space if you wanted it, I’d make you mixes for every week we’d been together, I’d hold your hand underwater, and I’d love you until you asked me not to.”
—Camryn Pulaski Day (via knitler)
omg
I just realized if Karen Gillan marries Matt Smith her name would be Karen Smith
- plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
